Naked man shows off South Africa's longest PEN!S, women wish it was theirs

TRAFFIC came to a standstill on Tuesday evening as a naked man danced in the road!
Many residents were surprised when they saw the man showing off his very long PEN!S on the main road in Klipgat, North West.
When people waved at him, he waved back with his hands held high. Children screamed in excitement while women watched with amusement and many took photos of the man, whom they thought was crazy. Surprisingly, some women even described his 'anaconda' as South Africa's longest PEN!S. Some even wished they could sample how the man's huge 'anaconda' tasted like.
Some people tried to get the man to cover up and leave but he wouldn’t listen.
When they approached him, he ran away only to return a while later to dance again.
Residents eventually got fed up and decided to call the cops for help. When the police arrived, the man boasted that they wouldn’t be able to catch him. Residents and cops chased him but he was too fast.
The drama continued for about two hours until the cops eventually caught up with him. They managed to put clothes on him with the help of residents.
No one in the area seemed to know the man, but someone who said he was a relative later arrived and took him home.